Saturday, August 8, 2009

Biblical Humour

Q : What do they call pastors in Germany?
A : German Shepherds

Q : Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A : Noah - He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation

Q : What kind of man was Boaz before he met Ruth?
A : RUTHless

Q : Which person in the Bible had no parents?
A : Joshua, son of NUN

Q : Who is the greatest babysitter in the Bible?
A : David - He rocked Goliath into a very deep sleep

Q : Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A : Samson - He brought the house down!

" I Am The Alpha & The Omega "





For God Loved The World So Much That He Gave His Only Son,
So That Whoever Believes In Him May Not Die But Have Eternal Life.
- John 3 : 16 -